MMA Pound for Pound combat sport
MMA Pound for Pound combat sport, fellow coup against, while resistant short bike enthusiasts. Welcome to Pound for Pound, the first installment of my ongoing editorial. This week: the latest installment of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
And so the UFC seventy session, “hostile territory” is in the books, and titles of events just get better. “Victory”? “Knockout”? How long until “UFC: split decision?” O “UFC: DQ (Hit in the groin).” The events sound more like that of Japan, however, that no less impressive. Pancrase events have had some special qualifications in the election as “Eyes of Beast”, “Neo-Blood tournament” and “Yes we are hybrid fighters.
Hell yes.
Anyway, I think he was talking about UFC 77, in which our own Eric “Ravishing Red” Schafer faced “The American Psycho” Stephan Bonnar (if we have not yet discovered: spoilers below). “Red” put a damn good fight, launching the “Psycho” to the mat and get unbearably near drowning, but Bonnar seemed only to have the answers. Unfortunately, this makes the second loss in a row Schafer, with the last coming at the hands of Michael Bisping, and they finish in the same field and finished pound.
Red, who knows what to do. Honestly, I think with some adjustments to his game that could launch almost everyone you and you drown ‘em out. Here’s to you, man (again launches an imaginary penalty Mickey’s Malt Liquor, then scratches his head for ten minutes on the entire puzzle in the lid).
Moving right along, did anyone catch what was said after Alan Belcher, Kalib Starnes started facehole new one? I heard the first time due to the cacophony of intoxication (see above) in Kenadee Bar and grill, but apparently, when examining a cut on his forehead Starnes, the doctor said, “No, that’s his skull.”
Damn.
Belcher, you need a better moniker “The Talent”, something more relevant to plastic surgery.
And to clarify things, Starnes made a post on Sherdog explaining that he told the doctor that he could not fight. When the document is stopped anyway corner Starnes was angry and yelling at the doctor, but was looking Starnes, hence the confusion and the F-bombs Kalib.
And finally, I’m still looking for a certain image of the weighing in which Anderson Silva is the theft of soul Rich Franklin, with his eyes. I have not even seen the man in person, but I check under my bed for “The” Spider Silva. Now the MMA community seems to freak out and start doing “is the wrestler X UNSTOPPABLE??? “As often as Milwaukee goes nice and smooth to the contraction-inducingly cold. Well, at this time, Anderson Silva is the man. No, he has not fought Filho, Henderson, Lindland and Lawler, but yes, that could crush everything.
Not that I would not see Silva vs. Henderson …
… O Silva vs. Frank Shamrock …
… Or Tito Ortiz vs. Ken Shamrock IV.
… kidding …
